There is some speculation about Grand Moff Kadann having a man crush on Ewan McGregor. After some researching, this reporter is here to dispel some of the rumor, and leave a question lingering in your mind.

There are reports that there were several questions posted on Star Wars Trivia about Ewan McGregor. After some research, this reporter was able to discover the truth behind this claim.

There were in fact four questions asked about Ewan McGregor, not the character Obi-Wan, but the actor himself. They read as follows:

“Who portrays the younger version of a character originally played by Sir Alec Guinness? (Actor name)”

“What Episode I star was six years old when the original Star Wars film was first released?”

“What Episode I star is the real-life nephew of Dennis “Wedge Antilles” Lawson?”

“What Episode I star has been called “the biggest thing out of Scotland since argyle socks”?”

What was the answer to all of these?

That’s right! Ewan McGregor! Is this a hint to the true feelings of our Dark Lord?

You must be the judge.

There are also rumors that Grand Moff Kadann calls Ewan McGregor “Ewie” while imagining them roaming the galaxy together, crossing sabers with whoever stand in their way, but this is all unconfirmed speculation.

There are several questions that yearn to be answered though:

If this really were a man-crush, would “Ewie” be our Dark Lord’s Padawan?

And is “Ewie” even worthy of our Dark Lords tender affections?

I’ll let you be the judge, but I believe that this is one piece of gossip that we all must keep an eye on.

(Disclaimer: This article is meant to be in good fun, and is not meant to be an insinuation about Kadann or his personal life. If you can’t laugh at this, or take offense, then you should seek counseling immediately or grow a power mullet and start saving for an ‘83 Firebird.)

Last night we were introduced to a whole new level of immersion into the Vast Empire. Grand Moff Kadann introduced to us Star Wars Trivia.

Who was the first character to die in the Star Wars Movies? How many lights are on Darth Vader’s stomach plate? Who was hiding in the closet for the shower scene in Episode III? (Ok, there was no shower scene).

If you think you know the Star Wars Universe better than the next person, there are plenty of credits in it for you.

Grand Moff Kadann is passing IC’s out like candy. One person won 500,000IC’s just hours after the trivia was conceived! That Trooper, who will remain anonymous, reported that it was the easiest money they had made since the JK2 Tournament!

One lucky winner got 1,000,000 IC’s.

The rates seem to pay at 100,000 IC’s per right answer, first to get it right.

So blow the dust off of your Storm Trooper Armor, stop using your DVD of Episode I as a beer coaster, and bone up on your trivia facts! You never know what question may make you rich!

Need a new AT-AT? Looking for money to start your very own sniper droid army (to protect your brand new refresher booth of course)? Well look no further!

Get in on the Star Wars VE Trivia at http://comnet.imperialnetwork.com/topic/8822/page/0/.

Hope to see you there!