Archive for October 2nd, 2007

Is Halo 3 Going to Shut Down the VE?

October 02nd, 2007 | Category: News

Halo 3 is taking its toll on the storyboards. Young squad captains from all over the VE are addicted to this foreign drug, and it is creating a new style of warfare that the Empire is not used to.

When there is a problem in the galaxy, you can usually count on the Empire to send the “White Terror” to smash it. But how will we deal with a problem from another universe?

Endless brigades of Storm Troopers will do no good against the lure of Master Chief and his enviable army of distracted young writers. One Imperial, who will remain anonymous, reported that they love to play Halo 3, and even though they get bored with it easily, they must return every hour or so.

With so much time demanded of our leaders from this new “Cold War” scourge, how will the VE Storyboards survive this plague?

There are tumbleweeds growing in the storyboards, and as we all know, idle hands are the Devil’s playthings. There have even been some new recruits to talk of creating their own sub-story simply to pass the time.

This reporter suggests that inactive troops start a war games storyline, or at least clean their barracks. You can only field strip your E-11 so many times after all, and building a useless army of Sniper Droids gets old, and expensive.

So, if you don’t want to create war games, or clean your barracks, or build new weapons, then I suggest playing the lotto, dabbling in the stock market, or heading on down to the old Imperial Center Store for some towels and cardboard tubes to cure the boredom. Nothing like a base-wide towel fight to burn off that extra idle energy.

Have a great week and enjoy!

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